Your food is good. So why does your feed look like it's begging for attention? Ten questions, five minutes, zero sugarcoating.
Here's the deal: think about your last 10 Instagram posts, most recent first. For each one, tell us what job it was actually doing. Not what you meant it to do. Not what you told yourself it was doing at 11pm after a double. What it actually did. At the end you get your real ratio, no participation trophy, no gold star for effort.
Discovery
For someone who's never heard of you. The reason strangers become regulars.
Trust
Answers "why should I believe this is good" before they've even ordered.
Community
Team, regulars, neighborhood. Proof you're a place, not a ghost kitchen with a ring light.
Promotional
Events, specials, the direct ask. Use sparingly, like hot sauce.
Post 1 of 10
What did your most recent post show?
Discovery
The hero shot / scroll-stopper
Trust
Sourcing, technique, behind the scenes
Community
Team, regulars, neighborhood
Promotional
Event, special, direct ask
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Your Score
Here's how your last 10 posts actually broke down.